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• In this page, you will find a LOT of jokes, sorted by me!

• "I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
• "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
• "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it."
• "Why don't skeletons skydive? They don't have the guts to do it."
• "Two windmills are in a field. One asks, 'What kind of music do you like?' The other says, 'I'm a big metal fan.'"
• "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers."
• "What is the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? The referee doesn't get paid more to let the fight go on."